Today, while surfing Breitbart's Web site to watch a news video, I saw this banner advertisement:

I guess this explains why the "e-Research Council" also resorts to spamming me to try and get me to sign up for their "offers."*
This reminds me of another silly promotion going on. Expedia and Hotels.com (different sites, same controlling shareholder) are currently running a promotion with a spam/marketing house that gives you a $25 gas card for a 2-night hotel reservation and a $50 gas card for a 3-night hotel reservation while supplies last. Early last month, I had prospectively booked a hotel just off Rush Street for the bar exam in Chicago. However, I decided to move further south to my usual haunt, the Club Quarters at Wacker and Michigan, when I found out this week I'd be taking the exam down at the Gleacher Center and not nearer to the Water Tower. The cancellation cost me $25, but I 1) got a gas card worth $50, and 2) saved $65 over and above the $25 cancellation fee by staying at the Club Quarters. So, in other words, I'm $115 to the good for my troubles.
Oh, and I booked my Club Quarters reservation at hotels.com for 3 nights, so another $50 gas card is presumably on its way to me.
The catch with the gas cards, though, is that you have to give out your name, phone number and address. They have my name, unfortunately--it's printed on the card--although that doesn't seem to matter that much, given MetaBank's terms.
Here are the terms and conditions from Expedia/Hotels.com:
Offer Terms & Conditions
1. Offer valid only for bookings of a stand-alone hotel stay of at least three (3) nights made between July 7, 2008 and September 15, 2008, with stays completed by October 5, 2008. A "booking" is a stay of consecutive nights in one room at the same property, booked at the same time on the same credit card. Package bookings are not eligible.
2. You must book and prepay on or through the . Offer is not valid for bookings made on any non-U.S. Web site.
3. Offer only applicable for those properties covered by the located here. Bookings at the following properties are not eligible: Marriott.
4. Prepaid MasterCard® will be mailed to the billing address used for the booking within 30 days of your completed stay. This card is issued by MetaBank pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. This card can be used wherever MasterCard debit cards are accepted, and use is governed by the terms in your Cardholder Agreement.
5. Prepaid MasterCard® will be mailed to US and Canadian addresses only.
6. Prepaid MasterCard® expires December 31, 2008.
7. Limit: one (1) MasterCard® per booking.
8. Not valid with any other coupon offer.
9. Not redeemable for cash.
10. Offer good while supplies last.
11. Offer may be revoked without notice at any time. Void where prohibited.
So, let's see. MetaBank has my name (they issue the card with my name on it), but doesn't have my e-mail address, phone number, or street address as part of their opt-in, and these terms and conditions don't require me to give it to them? Well, let's see what MetaBank makes me do:
Cardholder Agreement
Authorized Users
Until you sign the Card, you may present the card to another person for their use. That person will then be subject to these terms and conditions. You are wholly responsible for the use of each Card according to the terms of this Agreement.
The person who will be using the card must do the following before using it:
* Sign the card.
* Accept these Terms and Conditions.
* Keep the Card secure at all times and not allow any other person to use it.
So,
their terms and conditions don't require me to give them any information either? Sweet! All I have to do is give them SOME address when I activate, and even that address doesn't have to be valid.
In the immortal words of Borat: Great success!
The ad spammers will be sending my junk mail in care of Bob Frapples, Suite 6969 at the Luxor Hotel on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California. Enjoy the advertising circulars, Bob!
*Read: Offers to take my personal information and sell it to all comers.